hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

Lawrence: we all, from the producers to the [production assistants] genuinely know each other and love each other. 

Hutcherson: yeah, on some sets-
Lawrence: well, why do you think i’m so upset that it’s ending?
Hutcherson: i was going to say-
Lawrence: you’re not acting upset.
Hutcherson: i was going to say [picks up chopstick and pretends to stab her]… i was going to say that i don’t expect to ever experience the closeness i feel with these people on any other movie ever. (x)

mexicanjellybean:

When people still think Sterling Knight actually sings in Starstruck

  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

image

There is a world hidden within our own.

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

"Okay, so you’re probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."